What I Learned At Work Today

1) The government, military, universities, doctors and dentists are all conspiring against Hashem's children (this means you!).
2) There is no such thing as a genetic disease. It's impossible to even know what's genetic and what isn't. All the so-called "genetic" conditions are man-made. Therefore, whenever a doctor tells you that you have a genetic condition, it's really a cover-up for a government crime.
3) "Burnout" is really a government term for "losing your soul."
4) Schools and universities are training young people to never complain about the harm inflicted upon them by the government and military. These schools are unsafe for young people and should be closed.
5) Computer software and hand-held electronic devices are the weapons of government and military personnel trained in criminal technology and the methodology of 'thought control.'

I learned all of these facts from a woman who called my office just to share the products of 9-10 years of her "research." She faxed all of this to me as well, so I have it in writing. She also says that these are 'Biblical' times, that the diseases we suffer from (those that aren't man-made, that is) are actually plagues, and that we're also experiencing darkness and flooding.

Morals of the Story:
1) Don't go to the doctor or dentist
2) Don't go, or send your children, to school
3) Don't use computers or hand-held electronic devices
4) Carry a flashlight, an umbrella, and watch out for locusts.