If I were a student at George Washington University, and I wanted to take Hebrew courses, I'd place out of Beginning Hebrew. I'd be in the Intermediate course.
Turns out that you can download a PDF of their placement exam, including the key to scoring your answers. Part One was pretty easy. Part Two was much harder, but I did manage to understand a half-page essay (no vowels!) and answer all the comprehension questions correctly.
I have no idea what any of this really means, but it still feels pretty cool.