Avast, me matey, it be September 19th at last! The day we scallywags of the sea call International Talk Like A Pirate Day. This year, it really be international, as I be here and Velvel (and his scurvy wench) be in America.
So lift a cup of grog and sing "Yo ho!", me hearties! Else I'll make ye swab the deck like the filthy bilge rat ye are!