Book sales are evil. Sure, they seem harmless, with their brightly colored, cheerful-looking "Paperbacks Only $5.00" signs, but don't let yourself be fooled...they're just trying to lure you in. Like flowers. And you're just the hapless little bumble bee, zipping along on your lunch hour.
Except that instead of a mouthful of yummy nectar, you find yourself with an armload of books, and a lot less money in your wallet.
Evil, I tell you. Pure evil.