Why is it that when my Social Life finally emerges from the Land Beneath the Sofa, my Judgment and Common Sense decide that it's a nice time to take a vacation?
Cara's World hereby declares the Land Beneath the Sofa a war zone, and therefore discourages travel to the entire region. We're closing the embassy, and advising all tourists to return home.
Maybe now Judgment and Common Sense will come back. Until then, I probably shouldn't make many decisions. And I certainly shouldn't start playing with my finances.