I was walking from the bus stop to the grocery store yesterday after work, and my brain broke somewhere along the way.
Admittedly, I was very tired. But as I was walking, I saw, at the end of the block, two large, vertical reddish objects in the middle of the sidewalk, facing one another, with bright yellow zigzagging up and down. I, logically, assumed they were two men dressed like giant hotdogs.
As I got closer, I realized that it was really just red scaffolding with yellow caution tape wrapped around both posts.
It would have been so much cooler if they'd been giant hotdogs.