As I sit in my new office, looking out of my window (I have a window now! Yay!!), it occurs to me that my sole office plant has no name.
He used to live in someone else's office, because the lack of natural light in mine was causing him to grow grievously ill. But now that he's moved back in with me, I think it's time that I bestow a name upon him.
What should I name my little green friend? (Note: Kermit has already been arbitrarily vetoed.)