Monday, April 19, 2004

Breaking News: Cartoon Mouse Lived in Sin

The Cara's World News Team brings you this important update on the life and times of the cartoon poster-child known as "Mickey Mouse," as first printed in today's NY Times:

"So, sometime in the mid- to late 1930's, Mickey settled down. Barnyard cohorts and rail-riding adventures gave way to suburban domesticity with his non-wife Minnie ("They just lived together as friends," said Mr. Smith. "For a very long time") and their unexplained nephews."

Nephews? Riiiiight.

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